#       Dirty Pair OVA #1 Prison Riots - Some People Are So Stubborn !
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#       A Cathedral Animation Production.
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#       Corrections / comments etc gareth@pidgeon.demon.co.uk

{Prisoner} The Governor is coming! Will it be done before he arrives?
{Prisoner} Don't rush me!
{Governor} What are they doing?
{Prisoner} It's done!
{Guard} You... 
{Title} Dirty Pair OVA #1 Prison Riots! Some People Are So Stubborn.
{Kei} Oh! No No No No. Does this report has to be written?
{Bloke} It's the rules.
{Bloke} You left all your work until the end of the day, and now you start complaining.
{Kei} I always have bad luck.
{Kei} Every time it's my turn to do the report, it's always a complicated case.
{Bloke} Move your hands instead of your mouth.
{Kei} Why doesn't Yuri ever help me out? She's so cold hearted.
{Guy} Here's your tea.
{Yuri} You don't have to do this.
{Guy} Ah! It's all right.
{Yuri} By the way what is it?
{Guy} It's just a reconnaissance robot. It won't harm you so don't worry.
{Yuri} All right, that's too bad ! Us girls are always looking for dangerous things.
{Old Bloke} Hey! Yuri, how do you like my last invention? I can easily make powerful enough to destroy a building.
{Yuri} When I pulled the trigger it nearly destroyed me.
{Old Bloke} It didn't work then? Never mind.
{Yuri} I do mind!
{Old Bloke} Oh! By the way, I have a new invention for you. If you have the time could you test it out for me ?
{Yuri} A ring?
{Old Bloke} Yes! But not just a ring. It has a built in laser cannon that can penetrate a two meter thick steel wall.
{Yuri} It fits well.
{Computer} Could trouble consultant Yuri please report to Chief Gaulis' office immediately.
{Computer} Trouble consultant Yuri....
{Yuri} Carlos Prison. Is this the prison where all the prisoners are on life sentences.
{Kei} Yes, but it isn't that interesting.
{Yuri} I heard it's been taken over by the prisoners.
{Kei} That's the problem, we have to bring this guy back alive.
{Yuri} Who is he?
{Kei} He's the prison Governor.
{Yuri} He looks more like a prisoner than the Governor.
{Kei} He's an important witness relating to another case.
{Yuri} What will we do if we are too late and he's already dead.
{Kei} That's why we are in a hurry.
{Kei} Anyway, we have to go to the Marine corps to obtain more information...
{Kei} ...on the current status, and remember it's your turn to write the report.
{Guy} What do they mean by ``Give us a ship and stay away''.
{Bloke} That's why we can't get any closer to the port.
{Bloke} But it's already been thirty hours since the last demand.
{Bloke} Our time limit is nearly up.
{Bloke} If we don't submit then we can't guarantee the Governor and officers safety.
{Bloke} The 3WA trouble consultant has arrived.
{Kei} We're the Lovely Angles
{Yuri} Please to meet you.
{Bloke} Ha! The Dirty Pair.
{Bloke} I heard that you were coming.
{Bloke} Even if you get there on time we can't be sure the Governor will still be alive.
{Kei} So you're still not sure then.
{Bloke} I don't mind you coming with us...
{Bloke} ...but don't get in our way. We're not going to an amusement park.
{Kei} That's very kind of you.
{Yuri} I would've thought that you where quite handsome if you hadn't said that.
{Bloke} The route to the concentration camp will be very dangerous because of turbulence from the planet.
{Bloke} Once you enter the air funnel it renders the radar useless.
{Yuri} Of course the entrance to the air funnel is limited.
{Bloke} That's right. Even if we take the fastest route we'll still be vulnerable to the prisons defenses.
{Kei} So it's better to glide across the surface of the air funnel.
{Bloke} Glide across the surface ?
{Kei} It'll give us a smaller chance of being targeted by the cannons.
{Yuri} If we survive you can buy me dinner.
{Yuri} Well then...
{Kei} Bye
{Guy} All right! We'll send the first attack wave in to destroy their defense systems.
{Girl} Let's go!
{Guy} All right! Take off.
{Guy} Roger.
{Yuri} The first attack wave has already gone.
{Kei} So shall we go?
{Yuri} Miyugi when it's over remember to come and pick us up.
{Kei} I want to be in the first attack wave.
{Yuri} You just want to be with that guy from the briefing.
{Kei} It's not like that, I prefer a frontal attack.
{Guy} 7000ft until drop zone.
{Prisoner} Ha! You're quite handsome now.
{Governor} You don't think that you can get away with this.
{Prisoner} Oh! You still can talk.
{Governor} Even if you escape from here you'll be killed by the marines soon enough.
{Prisoner} From the beginning I didn't think of about escaping but as soon...
{Prisoner} ...as we get a ship it's time for you to die. I can't wait until then.
{Governor} Nor me.
{Prisoner} You...
{Governor} Bastard!
{Prisoner} Don't kill him yet.
{Prisoner} Let's do it.
{Prisoner} We got to hurry as the marines are coming.
{Prisoner} There are thirty seats per ship so whoever gets there first gets a seat.
{Prisoner} You don't want to die here do you?
{Pilot} 20,000ft until target.
{Guy} Unlock and open the air lock.
{Kei} Where is are drop point then?
{Yuri} Our drop point is 12,000ft. Much lower than theirs.
{Kei} OK!
{Guy} Right. Go for it!
{Prisoner} The marines are here.
{Prisoner} Look at what I can do.
{Yuri} 12,000ft
{Kei} All right let's go!
{Kei} Excellent! It works.
{Kei} Ah! Looks like they've got problems.
{Yuri} Do you still want to join them?
{Kei} What are you talking about?
{Yuri} Kei! You said earlier on....
{Kei} What are you talking about ?
{Yuri} You are always deceiving me.
{Kei} Well lets go!
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{Prisoner} They're falling like flies!
{Prisoner} Over there!
{Prisoner} Don't distract me.
{Yuri} I...I...I...c...c..c...can...see it now.
{Kei} There's the drain.  Lets go!
{Kei} Oh! She's not going to make it if she keeps this up.
{Yuri} Kei!
{Yuri} Stop joking and come and give me a hand.
{Kei} Let's go!
{Yuri} Now I know what confusion means !
{Prisoner} What's up!
{Prisoner} Has someone broken in!
{Prisoner} Don't be silly.
{Prisoner} It's a woman !
{Prisoner} What !
{Prisoner} A Woman ?
{Prisoner} It really is.
{Prisoner} Kill her! 
{Prisoner} Don't be silly. Let's play with her before we kill her.
{Prisoner} Sorry, sorry.
{Kei} Is the governor okay?
{Yuri} He must still be alive.
{Kei} Where is he?
{Prisoner} We still can't board the ship yet.
{Governor} Before you board the ship you'll still have to break through 3 gateways.
{Prisoner} I didn't ask you!
{Prisoner} Go and have a look.
{Prisoner} Yes!
{Kei} Freeze!
{Kei} 3WA
{Yuri} Drop your guns.
{Yuri} We came to help you. Are you all right?
# the following line added 1/18/97.  "Muka nai de" as Yuri shoots the cuffs off and wants him to be still.
{Yuri} Don't move.
{Yuri} Come on, Hurry up!
{Governor} I'm going to kill you!
{Yuri} We haven't got time for this. The marines are coming.
{Prisoner} You Bastards!
{Kei} Apart from yourself everyone is ...
{Yuri} We better hurry up.
{Kei} Wait a minute.
{Yuri} Kei! The Governor!
{Kei} Ah! Not again. Wait!
{Kei} Yuri! I'll leave it to you.
{Yuri} Kei! You're so cold hearted.
{Governor} I'm going to kill them all!
{Kei} Wait.
#  Line added 1/18/97  doko iku no yo ?!
{Kei} Where are you going?
{Kei} Don't make me angry.
{Governor} Leave me alone.
{Kei} I came here to help you. What do you think that you're doing?
{Prisoner} Shit! You still haven't broken through the gates yet. 
{Prisoner} If we only had the access codes then it wouldn't be such a problem.
{Prisoner} Hey! You!
{Yuri} Kei!
{Kei} Where are they?
{Yuri} They are really persistent.
{Yuri} Here they are.
{Yuri} Where's the Governor?
{Kei} I lost him.
{Yuri} He isn't cute at all.
{Kei} Now!
{Yuri} So who saved us now ?
{Governor} I'm going to kill you all. How dare you do this to my career.
{Kei} That voice...
{Governor} How dare you do this. I won't let you get away with it.
{Prisoner} The Governor escaped!
{Prisoner} Forget about him.
{Prisoner} This is the last gate so hurry up.
{Prisoner} Shit !
{Governor} In six months I was going to retire with a perfect 30 year career record.
{Governor} How dare you do this to me. I was kind to you and this is how you repay me.
{Yuri} You ungrateful asshole.
{Kei} The prisoners and Governor have a terrible relationship.
{Yuri} Just do something to get us out of this. This is bad for my skin.
{Kei} Before it has any effect you'll suffocate.
{Bloke} The governor has escaped to the main control room.
{Main Control} Understood. I'll send the second unit in immediately.
{Bloke} Roger!
{Yuri} We're like cockroaches.
{Kei} Before the marines can move in we have to take care of the Governor.
{Yuri} Well he came past here, then made a turn here, so he must now be here.
{Yuri} Wait a minute, the Governor's gone to the main control room.
{Kei} Then what about the gas control?
{Yuri} It's in there too. We better go.
{Kei} We've got to go through the gas again.
{Yuri} Look! There! There!
{Kei} OK!
{Governor} I won't rely on anyone else to kill you so I'll kill you myself.
{Yuri} We met him before didn't we?
{Kei} The situation's bad, there's nothing we can do.
{Bloke} Second unit. Go!
{Kei} Don't be so stubborn and come out.
{Governor} I won't come out until I killed them all.
{Yuri} If you don't kill them, the marines will anyway.
{Kei} Come out!
{Governor} I don't care about witnesses. I'm the judge now.
{Yuri} If you're going to be like this you'll make me angry.
{Kei} Even if you don't want to come out, I'll make you.
{Governor} All my subordinates are dead.
{Governor} My glory and honor are gone, as well as my retirement fund.
{Kei} I see how bad it is with his money.
{Yuri} I agree.
{Kei} Stand back.
{Kei} What!
{Yuri} Hurry up and do something!
{Kei} That's what I'm doing now!
{Prisoner} At last! We've done it.
{Kei} I've run out of ammo.
{Yuri} Kei it's your fault for losing them.
{Kei} What do you mean it's my fault ?
# Yuri says something like "Je doru seiyu" but I can't make head or tails of it.
{Yuri} ~~~
{Kei} Any way this door is too thick, It must be at least two meters thick.
{Yuri} Two meters...
{Yuri} Just a minute, stand back!
{Yuri} I'm going to use the ring that the doctor gave me but it might not work.
{Kei} I don't want to get injured by you.
{Yuri}  I already know that. 
{Yuri} If this weapon fails again, I'll ask to get him removed.
{Yuri} Great!
{Kei} Well done!
{Yuri} Oh! He's unconscious.
{Kei} It's better this way.
{Prisoner} Let's go!
{Prisoner} Yeah!
{Yuri} Oh! Well, there is no way that they are going to escape.
{Kei} Heavy.
{Kei} They've started already so we better hurry.
{Yuri} OK!
{Prisoner} Die! Die!
{Yuri} Not again. He really hates him.
{Kei} I can't be bothered to deal with him.
{Kei} Let's go.
{Prisoner} Shit!
{Kei} He's very persistent.
{Yuri} This is much too high.
{Kei} You're telling me !
{Yuri} Oh no ! He's still after us.
{Kei} Front! Front!
{Kei} I've had enough.
{Yuri} Oh... great shot.
{Kei} It can't be helped, we're moving.
{Kei} I'm really pissed off now.
{Yuri} Leave it to me and I'll show him the doctors new invention.
{Yuri} Hey! Is it broken?
{Kei} Watch your head!
{Kei} You're a bad shot.
{Yuri} It's already gone.
{Kei} It's too powerful, that's it's problem.
{Yuri} I agree.
{Governor} I'm going to kill you all.
{Kei} Well if we take him alive then there shouldn't be any problems.
{Yuri} I agree.
{Bloke} Well done! I'll get you dinner later on.
{Kei} He's a bit forward.
{Yuri} I'm looking forward to it.
{Kei} Don't forget the Champaign as well.
{Title} Subtitled In The UK By Cathedral Animation V 1.0
{Title} Translation: Masaki Iuchi Billy Man
{Title} Editing: Billy Man Gareth Pidgeon
{Title} Timing: Gareth Pidgeon
{Title} Special Thanks: Jacky Chu & Chun Li

